The nation’s best dentist directory
March 25th, 2010
The nation’s best dentist directory would be a faux leather bound paragon of oral health care and appointment scheduling helpfulness! In gold foil cursive letters on the front, it would just say “The Best Dentist Directory”, with a gold dentist’s pick and mirror crossed under the image of a set of teeth, kind of like an oral doctor’s Jolly Roger.
Then, inside, in three ring binder style, the states would be organized in alphabetical order. For each state, the major city areas would be ordered alphabetically. Then, under that sub group, there would be individual pages for each dentist organized alphabetically by the last name. On each separate page in the best dentist directory, there would be smiling color pictures of each doctor in the upper left hand corner, and include their education record, a list of offices at which they have worked, their specialties within the field of dentistry, and a personal statement to patients.
The reason that the best dentist directory would be a three ring binder is that the information contained therein would be constantly changing. People could receive monthly updates on who is new to the list, who needs to be removed from it, and errata in regards to the previous issue.
Now that I think about it, it seems like the best dentist directory would be just like this, except it would be online! That would save on printing costs, shipping costs, and time.
Now that would truly be the best dentist directory I could think of. You could just boot up, turn on the internet, open their web page, and boom! You would have the best dentist directory in the world at your fingertips. I am going to email my cousin about this. He gets all that computer stuff. Maybe he could spearhead this new idea!
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